so....a few weeks ago i went to karaoke night at this restaurant called buffalo wild wings. some of you may know it, some may not.
but anyway...im hesitant about going tonight because the last time i went, i ended up being raped on the dance floor by a random chick...that was NOWHERE near cute.
This is what happened....
Well....these two girls were singing this Fergie song. One wasnt cute, the other one...well lets just say she was Latina, about 5'5'', had a nice set of tittys, a nice round booty, and she was cute as hell. but anyway...a few songs down the road, i decide to go up there and sing this Ginuwine song. I cant remember the name right now...OH "Stingy". anyway...after i sung the song the girl, the ugly one, who sung the Fergie came up to me and was like,
Her:"Hey, you sounded real good up there, you were great!"
Me: "thank you"
Her: "do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "well i JUST got out a relationship"
Her: "ooooh, cause my friend really things you're cute and wants to talk to you"
Me: "sure, tell her to come over"
by this time im thinking its the fine latina chick she was singing with so I ask
Me: "your friend is the one that was singing the fergie song with you right?"
Her: "yeah...i mean noooo, my other friend. She's over in the purple shirt"
I proceed to look over at the bar to the girl in the purple shirt.....her ass is UUUUUGGGGLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!
and she comes over.....(and me...i was with a bunch of people...male and female) and the ugly bitch had the nerve to come over....hug me like she knew me....and then mugged the hell outta the females that i was with. LOL
anyway.....to be nice, i got her number and told her i would call her. I felt kinda bad, but if i go...and she is there tonight. I will feel worse.....
-MDot-
"Loyalty, Honor, Valor"
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fuck let me try this again
ReplyDeleteawwwww poor baby
someone trying to traumatize you!?
ha! tell them "fuck off?!?!"
nah i'm kidding
well that is what you get for assuming it is a hot chick.... lol you will be fine malcolm.. dont worry though she would not be dumb enough to come up to you and ask why you didnt call her back.. if she is man guess she likes getting rejected.. *shrugs*
but you enjoy yourself tonight..
ARGH!!!